My neighbor came over to help me with pulling out some unwanted trees

Now I'm stuck with a bunch of ash-holes.

I’m great at pulling out! Just ask my kids…

Not a single one of them has gotten pregnant yet!

Pulling out is a skill baesd game, while ........

Pulling out is a skill based game, while condoms are pay-to-win.

Abortion, on the other hand is a cheat code.

Did you know there's a word for people who rely on pulling out for birth control?

Parents.

Who's the king of pulling out?

King Arthur

You know how all these actresses are pulling out of Georgia over the abortion thing...





don't they know that isn't effective birth control?

My friend got sent to prison for pulling out 3 people from a burning building

Unfortunately, it turned out they were firefighters

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Donald Trump seems to be great at pulling out of deals.

Shame his dad didn’t have such a strong pull out game.

“I know this is difficult for you ma’am, but we need to know exactly how you were tortured by the accused. You said that after the hot poker came the pliers pulling out your toenails, but each time you start to tell us the final torture, you break down. Now take a deep breath, & tell the court...”

“Well”, she sobbed, “before he let me go [sob] he made me... he made me........ watch ‘Holmes and Watson’ twice in one sitting”

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