Man: no, but I do know I am escaping a bank heist.
Police 1: Really?
Man: yes, I robbed the bank and the loot is in my car's trunk
Police 1: is that everything?
Man: no sir, I have a dead body in my backseat and a gun i...
A man gets pulled over by police
A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Rea...
A man in a truck is speeding, looking quite frantic, and gets pulled over by police...
A man in a truck is speeding, looking quite frantic, and gets pulled over by a policeman.
The policeman walks over to the truck, where he can see, to his surprise, there are 50 ducks.
He asks the man why he was speeding. The man replies, "I've got so many ducks, and I don't know what ...
Literal Penguins
A man was driving down the road with three penguins in the back seat of his car. He's pulled over by police officer.
"Can I see your license and regi...what are you doing with three penguins in your car? You can't have these penguins! Go take them to the zoo right now, get out of here..."...
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