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Puerto Ricans Jokes

Many Puerto Ricans are becoming Russian citizens...

so that they can vote in the American election.

How many Puerto Ricans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it matter? They still don't have power.

So Donald Trump was talking to one of his aides, and off on one of his usual rants

“We need less immigrants! Less Mexicans! Less Colombians! Less Guatemalans! Less Puerto Ricans!”

Finally the aide couldn’t take it anymore, leaned in and said quietly: “fewer.”

“I told you not to call me that yet!!”
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