Why was the PTA meeting homicide difficult to solve?
Because it wasn't apparent who did it.
My wife just said I’m not allowed to come to the PTA meeting with her this week. I think it’s because she secretly knows Miss Taylor has a thing for me.
But my wife says it’s because she’s the teacher and we don’t have kids.
I told a school shooting joke at a PTA meeting, but it fell flat.
I think I'll aim for a different crowd.
PTA Meeting
Three fathers are waiting around at a PTA meeting. They are mulling over life, family and education over by the coffee and the doughnuts until the first dad says, 'I recently taught my son Ben about Taxes. Gee, I wish I hadn't though. Every time I ask him to get me a beer now, he cracks open a tinny...
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For the longest time I refused to attend PTA meetings because I couldn't stand the fact that each one ended with an orgy.
But eventually, I had to come on principal.
It so hot...
I’m sweating like R Kelly at a PTA meeting
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