A man is at a doctor's office about to have his prostate checked.
The doctor says "Okay, Steve, let's not get an erection again during the procedure." The man looks at the doctor confused, and says "My name isn't Steve, it's Dave." The doctor says "I know. I'm Steve."
My proctologist was very happy with my prostate check results.
Two thumbs up.
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Prostate check
I went to see a doctor the other day about getting my prostate checked. The rude bastard told me to never come back! Well specifically he said “this is the third time this week, and the last. I’m a fucking podiatrist” blah blah blah.
Getting your prostate checked [NSFW]
So my friend had to get his prostate checked. We all know about the finger up there... Well before he left his dad told him, "If the doctor has one hand on your shoulder, that's fine, but if you see two up there something's wrong!"
I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked.
He gave me the thumbs up.
I have the best doctor
Everytime I get my prostate checked he puts both hands on my shoulders to comfort me.
Pete goes for his yearly physical that's mandated through his work
They send them out in groups to the doctor during the work day.
So it's Pete's turn with the doctor and he leaves his buddies in the waiting room to go into the doctors office. They go through all the motions of an annual physical. Finally at the end the doctor asked Pete to bend over the exa...
Prostate exam
Patient bent over naked about to get his prostate checked. Dr says "ok Dave don't get a hard on " Patient says " my name is Kenneth" Dr says " my name is DAVE"
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