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What type of bees produce milk?

Boobees.

Did you hear about the cow that can’t produce milk?

They’re an udder failure.

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A boob, vagina and asshole are debating who is the greatest of the three.

Boob: I produce milk for babies and I am attractive to the opposite sex.

Vagina: That's nothing, I give birth to babies and can accommodate the opposite sex.

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What kind of Bees produce milk?

There is no creature for which this is more true than the honey bee. Amazingly, queen bees are genetically exactly identical to worker bees. But they’re fed a different diet from worker bees their whole lives, from the time they are tiny larvae, until the day they die. This different meal plan cause...

What kind of bees produce milk?

Boo bees.

(Not mine, my friend told me this joke but he doesn’t have Reddit.)

What do you call a female cow that can't produce milk?

A miss-steak

(Sorry this probably would do better in dad jokes)

Scientists have discovered a new genus of bees that produce milk instead of honey.

They're called boo-bees

I tried crossbreeding my cows.

I was attempting to create a new type of milk that was super sweet.

Instead, none of the cows would even produce milk. It was a complete and udder failure.

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[NSFW] A farmer and his wife...

...we're lying in bed naked. Farmer looks over at his wife, grabs her breast and says, "If this could produce milk we wouldn't need the cows". Wife gives him a look and turns over on the bed.

Some time goes by. The insistent farmer leans over the bed, grabs his wife's pussy and says, "If th...

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I guy I knew about 10 years ago was really into older women (NSFL)

And when I say older, I'm talking about your grandmother.



He met this one lady who was obviously flattered by the attention. They talked for a while, laughing and exchanging stories about each other, they were really hitting it off.



Then he suggested going back to her p...

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