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Procreated Jokes

A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician watch two people enter a building. A little later, three people walk out.

Biologist: “They procreated in the building.”

Physicist: “The first measurement was off.”

Mathematician: “If one more person walks into the building, it will be empty.”

A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are standing in front of an empty building they think is empty.

They see two people go in and after several hours, they see three people leave.

The biologist says: "They must have procreated."

the physicist says: "Our initial assumption about the building must have been incorrect."

the mathematician says: "If one more person enters that bui...

A physicist, a mathematician, and a biologist were in the park

A physicist, a mathematician, and a biologist were in the park eating lunch.

As they eat they see two people walk into a house.

After a while they see three people leave the house.

The physicist says "Simple, due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, the universe has spontaneou...

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