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I dropped the soap in the prison shower today.

A big inmate, with a cock like a python, handed it back to me.

"Nice try, you ugly cunt," he said.

What did Thor wear in the prison shower?

An Asgard

In the prison shower

A man is being send to prison, on the first day in the shower he is approached by a giant muscular inmate who asks him intimidatingly

"With or without spit?!"

The man thinks to himself that it will happen no matter what and that it might hurt less with spit so he frighteningly stamme...

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I'm only a few inches away from having a gigantic cock.

I thought to myself as I stood naked in the prison showers.

A double whammy

What's black on the bottom and white on top?

Apartheid America.



What's white on the bottom and black on top?

A prison shower.

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