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Princess Margaret Jokes

My father used to be Princess Margaret's assistant

He eventually quit when he realized it was a dead end job. Work as hard as he could, no one was going to actually promote him to being Princess Margaret.

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Queen Elizabeth and Lady Di are out for a drive in the royal car on a Sunday afternoon, and they slow down when they see a man by the roadside signaling for help.

But no sooner has the car come to a stop than he springs to the door, pulls out a gun, and orders them both out of the car. "Queen Elizabeth," he snarls, "hand over that snazzy diamond tiara you're always wearing."

"I'm terribly sorry, my good man," says the queen, "but I'm afraid I don't wea...

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