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Prince Andrew comes home to Buckingham Palace

Prince Andrew comes home to Buckingham Palace and finds his girlfriend crying and packing all her stuff.

When he asks her what’s wrong, she sobs that she is leaving him because people are calling him paedophile.

With a look of disbelief, he steps back and says, “Whoa! That’s a big wo...

In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen.

And when you turn 16, you get a text from Prince Andrew.

Prince Charles is Isolating at Balmoral

Prince's Charles is Isolating at Balmoral Castle with Covid-19

Prince Andrew is Isolating at Windsor with Jenny - 14

A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close”

It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.

They say Prince Andrew can get off on a legal technicality

Is there anything this guy doesn't find arousing?

Prince Andrew is going to inherit The Queen's Corgis.

Makes sense with his experience in grooming.

The Queen always said her corgis were like children to her.

So it makes sense that they’ve been given to Prince Andrew.

I'm not sure why all the fuss about Prince Andrew

It seems to be a pretty minor affair...

what's prince Andrew's favorite cheese?

Babybel

Following the death of Queen Elizabeth, Prince Andrew has been given the role of looking after the corgis.

At least they will be well groomed.

Prince Andrew

I'm so sad, I've just heard the news:
’Prince Andrew’s fatal car crash accident in Paris tunnel’...

Next month.

"Prince Andrew, did you manage to handle that interview well?"

"Yeah, no sweat"

Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar....

Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve underage here."

So Prince Andrew is missing the celebrations due to Covid

A spokeman has said he just had a minor tickle.

Why couldn’t Prince Andrew be a cherry farmer?

He kept picking them before they were ripe.

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I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave.

That sponger's never paid for anything in his life.

Why did Prince Andrew stop grooming the Corgi's?

He found out they were 18 in dog years

BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.

In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer’s, and all prison guards at Maxwell’s detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...

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What do Prince Andrew, Manchester United, & The Black Eyed Peas all have in common?

It all went to shit when Fergie left.

The Royal Family are going to send Prince Andrew to see what public opinion is like

Just putting the feeler out

Prince Andrew is to star as the villain in a new episode of Scooby Doo

He would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t have been meddling with those kids

Prince Andrew was asked if he is worried about being held accountable for what he did...

"No sweat"

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What were the British Virgin Islands named for?

Having the rare privilege to not have Prince Andrew visit. Yet...

Prince Andrew has said he's had some ups and downs in the past year.

Wouldn't that have something to do with being the Duke of York?

I used to think I was bad at dating in high school as I never had a girlfriend.

Prince Andrew must have been way worse, he was 45 when he got a high school girlfriend!

Why was Prince Andrew hoping to contract Corona-virus?

He wanted to spend more time inside quaran-teens.

What do Prince Andrew and Tide Pods have in common?



They should always kept away from children

Anarchy in the Monarchy

Why was it so difficult for authorities to catch up with Prince Andrew?

Because he is a Royal Mail.

I saw a little person at a Halloween party. He was dressed as Prince Andrew but hauling around a small compressor with him.

I approached him and asked what the deal was and he told me he was "compressed heir."

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