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The EU has finally decided to adopt English as its primary language, over German.

The European Union has just announced an agreement whereby English will be its official language rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year ph...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ok.. Hear me out

So the perceived 'Road' in this case is actually the trick by the government to sell more adapters to construction company. This is because the secret lizard people of the UNDERGROUND are controlling the chickens neurons and each brain cell is secretly in on the plot. Y...

National Bank of USA decides to save some money on coin making...

so they buy a cheap coin making machine made in China.

Soon enough, it stops working, and the bank sends an engineer to fix it. As he looks into the machine, he realises that the hardware is completely different from american, and he does not understand anything about this Chinese coin making...

Spanish/English Joke(s)

I am attending a wedding this weekend. I am gearing up on jokes (sick ones, family ones, racist ones, etc). My best friend's girlfriend primary language is Spanish, but she speaks very good English (not perfect, but pretty damn good). Anywho, I am looking at reddit to help me out with a good Spanish...

a chicken goes into a library

goes right up to the librarian and says "Bawk".

the Librarian is surprised at the weird chicken and has no idea what to do.

the chicken repeats "Bawk" and points to a book. the shocked librarian gives him a book and the chicken leaves.


the next day the chicken returns and sa...

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There was once a captain of a football team..

for whom English wasn't the primary language, so he was still learning to speak it from his teammates now and then.

There came a huge club championship, at the final of which the captain found his team winning towards the end of the match. So he asks a teammate to provide him with good lines ...

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