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Priest And Rabbi Jokes

A preacher, priest and rabbi walk into a bar...

They sit down and have a chat. Eventually they begin to discuss how they manage their living expenses.

The preacher says "On Sundays we have a collection. At the end of the day, I draw a line on the floor and throw all the money in the air. Whatever lands on the other side of the line is for...

Priest and Rabbi

A priest and a rabbi were having lunch and the priest asked, "Have you ever strayed from not eating pork?" The rabbi said, "Well, once, but there was absolutely nothing else to eat, so I had a ham sandwich."

Then the rabbi asked the priest, "Did you ever stray from your vow of celibacy?" The ...

Priest and Rabbi

A priest and a rabbi are seated together on a plane. After a while, the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To...

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Priest and Rabbi

A priest and Rabbi are running out of a burning Catholic school. The priest turns to the Rabbi

"Hey what about the children"

To which the Rabbi responds

"FUCK the children"

The priest looks at him and says

"Do you think we have time?"

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A Priest and Rabbi walk by a young boy.

A Priest and Rabbi walk by a young boy...
The Priest asks the Rabbi, "Should we fuck him?"
The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

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