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Pretty Nuts Jokes

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So there’s this guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter

It’s pretty nuts.

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I just found out you can get Botox for your ballsack to get all the wrinkles out.

Pretty nuts, right?

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A homeless guy was caught at a craft store dipping his balls into a bag of glitter

It was pretty nuts.

I'm a very hairy guy, so...

...to me, the whole concept of manscaping is pretty nuts.

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Apparently there’s a new trend where men have been putting jewelry on their testicles

I’ve heard they’re pretty nuts

I saw on the news that a truck carrying almonds collided with another truck carrying glitter.

Apparently the road was covered with with almonds and glitter.

And I thought, "That's pretty nuts"

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<nsfw> Saw 2 guys in hobby lobby dipping their testicles in glitter.

I thought they were pretty nuts.

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They found a guy in hobby lobby dipping his testicles in the glitter bins

One eye witness was quoted as saying "It was pretty nuts!"

I saw an ad for a show called Beautiful Macadamias

It was pretty nuts

If you were trying to seduce a squirrel

You'd have to be pretty nuts

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What did my wife say after I finally got around to trimming my pubic hair?

Wow, that's pretty nuts.

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