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Willy was bashful, awful bashful.

Well, one day he takes a heifer over to Graves' bull. Everybody was out but Elsie Graves, and Elsie wasn't bashful at all. Willy, he stood there turning red and he couldn't even talk. Elsie says, 'I know what you come for; the bull's out in back a the barn.'

Well, they took the heifer out ...

If you can say nothing else about Jeff Goldblum, you can say this.....

He's pretty fly for a white guy.

The debate really changed my view on Mike Pence...

Pretty fly, for a white guy

Why was the albino, glasses-wearing man okay with a wizard turning him into a cool looking bug?

He was a pretty fly, four eyed, white guy.

An entomologist..

Recently, a world renowned entomologist was invited by the Queen of England to a gala in honor of the top minds in science. As this was an extremely formal event, the dress code was (obviously) "white tie." The entomologist was flattered beyond belief, and, in attempt to look his absolute best, he w...

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