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Presidential Elections Jokes

What TV show can you compare to the 2016 US presidential elections?

Orange is the new black.

Major takeaway of the USA 2016 presidential elections...

...Mexicans

The last twenty five years have been a bizarre time to grow up.

For instance, i've lived through more 'Spiderman' re-boots than legitimate presidential elections.

My mother-in-law can murder any joke.

After the 2000 Presidential elections with the multiple vote recounts in Florida, she came home and told us the funniest joke she had just heard:

Have you seen the new Texas quarter?

<holds out a nickel>

You count it five times!

Islamic state claimed responsibility

for american presidential elections.

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