UPJOKE

my pregnant mom:

my dad: boo

baby me comes out

my mom: honey u scared the s*** outta me

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A little boy looks at his pregnant mom getting outta the shower and says...

"mom you look fat"

"it's because i have a baby growing inside me," she replies.


"then what the hell is growing in your arse?"

A little boy walks into his living room….

sees his pregnant mom sitting on the couch and decides to sit down next to her. He rests his head on her belly and in a way only a child can asks says” do you want a boy or a girl”?
She reply’s” I wanted a back rub”!

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