If a veterinarian says a pregnant cow needs to have an abortion...
Does that mean he's ordering a de-calf?
What do you call a pregnant cow, just after giving birth
DeCALFeinated
Cow Jokes
What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Two cows are grazing in the field. One cow says to the other, "Hey Dorris, you worried about this Mad-Cow Disease epidemic?" The other cow turns and says, "Why would I be? I'm a chic...
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