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I asked a friend why she prefers Russian porn

She said because Russian porn gets me Soviet

My twin brother prefers to take the stairs, but I like the elevator.

I guess we are raised differently.

I have an uncle who's ambidextrous, but prefers to use his right hand

The only thing he does left is write.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson drink coffee?

Because he prefers "Tea-hee!"

I gave my friend an apple, but she said she prefers pears

So I gave her another apple.

Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.

One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
(Joke Originally from The Joke Cafe - http://thejokecafe.com )

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2 Smoking Grandmas & 1 Condom

Jane & Arlene are outside the nursing home, having a smoke. A storm blows in and starts sprinkling. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end and puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.



Arlene: What the hell is that?

Jane: It's a condom. This way my cigarette don'...

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9/10 men prefer large boobs.

The other man prefers the 9 men.

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A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun.

Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dr...

My wife said she prefers handsome men

But for me she made an exception.

I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...

I think it’s because we were raised differently

Which sith lord prefers to cripple his opponents rather than kill them?

Darth Ritis

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What is it called when someone prefers boobs over Butts?

Priorititties

My girlfriend told me she prefers No Strings Attached.

And then the removed my parachute midair b

Everyone in Britain prefers brushes over vacuum cleaners when it comes to tidying their floors.

Sorry if that's a sweeping generalisation.

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My girlfriend says she prefers a dildo over me.

I never saw it coming

Aaron Paul prefers to stay in character even when the cameras aren't rolling

It's called methead acting

Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time..

Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park

All this rubbish about R. Kelly allegedly marrying a fifteen year old are ridiculous. Everyone knows he prefers twenty nine year olds.

Mostly because there are twenty of them.

I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m

and my mom is Hispanic

I have a friend who works as security at a well-known lingerie store.

He prefers to say he's part of the Victoria Secret Service.

What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

What do you call a sea that prefers the temperature outside to be between 31.2 °C and 33.1 °C?

The Specific Ocean.

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