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I saw my therapist today, and said "You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, aren't you?" She said Yes.

I said "I knew it!!"

What do you call a psychic who is bad at predicting the future?

Non-prophet.
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Crowd: TO STOP PREDICTING THE FUTURE!

Chanter: WHAT DO WE WANT?

Crowd: LAST TUESDAY

Chanter: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
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The power of predicting the future

Interviewer : What would you say are your st--

Guy : strengths? Making inferences from minimal data.

Interviewer : Okay, and your we--

Guy : Wheat Allergies? None whatsoever.
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