My phone always want to become the president whenever I forget to charge it overnight
Power hungry bastard
My Dad Told Me This One, You Might Know It
3 men are on top of a cliff. A mystical diety approaches them.
"I will grant you one wish, you just have to jump off the cliff!" His voice booms.
The first man, being power hungry, wished to be a lion, king of the jungle. He jumps off and screams "Lion!" And becomes one at the b...
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Spin on a joke I posted here a while back.
OG JOKE:
My Dad Told Me This One, You Might Know It
3 men are on top of a cliff. A mystical deity approaches them.
"I will grant you one wish, you just have to jump off the cliff!" His voice booms.
The first man, being power hungry, wished to be a lion, king of...
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