A blind man goes to his local Subway everyday for lunch
One Monday, he went up to his subway and ordered his usual BLT. He enjoyed BLT’s, and they were easy to order since he couldn’t point at the ingredients he wanted due to his blindness. The worker gave the man his sub, and the man ate his sub only to find it tasted sweet and juicy. He went up to the ...
Newly Married Couple from honeymoon
A newly-married couple came home from their honeymoon and moved into the upstairs apartment they'd rented from the groom's parents.
That night, the father of the groom was awakened from his sleep by his wife.
"Tony, listen!" she whispered. He listened. Upstairs, the bed was creaking in...
My neighbor pounded on my door at 2:30am last night! Can you believe that?! 2:30am!
Fortunately, I was still up practicing my bagpipes.
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True story about quick thinking as a dad:
When my kids were little they would visit grandma and her old wood floor gave them splinters if they were barefoot. Every weekend I would end up pulling splinters out of their toes and feet. They would howl something fierce but once the splinter was out they would be so glad.
Cut to a year l...
(long) Life lessons learned on a farm.
One day, a chicken and horse were walking in a field when all of a sudden, the horse fell into a thick bed of mud. Failing to pull him out, the horse said, "Quick! Get the farmer! He'll help me!"
The chicken ran back to the farmhouse and pounded on the door, but no one answered. He dashed in...