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Pound Town Jokes

My valentine told me to bring her to pound town.

Apparently bringing her to the gym because I thought she could lose a few pounds wasn't what she was talking about.

I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town

because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility.

I'm going to open a dollar store in England

It'll be called Pound Town.

Everyone thinks pound cake is called "pound cake" because of the ingredients

But it's actually named after the place it was invented, "Pound Town",

You know, where your mom lives.

Did you hear that Dollar Tree is opening a store in the U.K?

They're naming it pound town.

What do you call a street full of cheap hookers and a McDonald's?

Quarter Pound Town.
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