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Pound Town Jokes

My valentine told me to bring her to pound town.

Apparently bringing her to the gym because I thought she could lose a few pounds wasn't what she was talking about.

I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town

because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility.

I'm going to open a dollar store in England

It'll be called Pound Town.

Everyone thinks pound cake is called "pound cake" because of the ingredients

But it's actually named after the place it was invented, "Pound Town",

You know, where your mom lives.

Did you hear that Dollar Tree is opening a store in the U.K?

They're naming it pound town.

What do you call a street full of cheap hookers and a McDonald's?

Quarter Pound Town.

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Little johnny learns about the birds and the bee's

Saturday morning little Johnny wakes up and as he is about to go to the living room to watch Saturday morning cartoons he hears loud noise coming from down the hall. He follows the sound which brings him to his parents bedroom. Curious about what the noise is he slowly opens his parents bedroom door...

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Tasty food....

Two homeless guys are walking down the street in the new town they hitchhiked to going door to door begging for food. They come to the last house on the last street in a little neighborhood. A beautiful blonde woman answers the door wearing nothing but a towel. The first man pleas with the woman for...

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