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Positive Thoughts Jokes

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A poem about positive thoughts

Little little bird in the sky

You look up it shits in your eye

You don’t weep you don’t cry

You thank god that cows don’t fly

Sending Positive Thoughts...

... is apparently the wrong card to get someone awaiting HIV test results.

Me: Nothing’s going well in my life.

Friend: Think positive thoughts! You”ll feel better.

Me: | Nothing’s going well in my life. |
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