What did the popcorn kernel say when it found itself attached to another kernel?
I'm a little corn-fused.
Right before I die, i'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels.
My cremation is going to be epic.
My 8 year old son's [OC] - "How do cannibals make popcorn?"
They just feed their dinner a bunch of popcorn kernels before cooking them.
Now, that would be the absolute last laugh
I want to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels before I die. Imagine the reaction of the guy that works at the cremation center!!
Dying me and popcorn.
[about to get the electric chair]
executioner: why would you choose this as your last meal
me: [eating another spoon full of unpopped popcorn kernels] you'll see
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