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Rich Husband, Poor Husband

A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The poor man asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The poor man
asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earr...

Poor Husband Hilarious Joke

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parentsforgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said,"Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked...

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