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Polar Opposite Jokes

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polar opposites...

A father had two twin sons which he favored one over the other; one an incredible optimist and the other an astounding pessimist. For their birthdays, the pessimist got a silk shirt, a fancy pen, and a one hundred dollar bill. The optimist simply got a bag of horseshit.

Upon receiving these...

What do you call a polar bear on the South pole and another Polar Bear On The North pole?

Polar Opposites.

Some people think that the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same....

But in fact, they're polar opposites.

The white bear and the penguin tried to make their relationship work, but they couldn't.

They were polar opposites.

There was once a world with red and blue bees.

(LONG) (but worth it)

The red and blue bees were more or less polar opposites. So there were establishments for their respective colors.
In this world there is a blue bee, and he had been keeping an eye on this beautiful red bee. But he couldn’t bring himself to ask her out, because he wa...

Santa hates penguins

True fact. Santa hates penguins.

In truth, they are polar opposites.

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