Plus Size Jokes - 10 Hilarious Plus Size Jokes

Two plus sized woman walk into a bar

At the bar sits a drunken Irish man. As the two women approach, the Irish man sees them and exclaims: "Ah, two fine lassies from Ireland!"
Defiantly, one responds "It's Wales!"
The man corrects himself, "Ah, two fine whales from Ireland!"

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I really look up to beautiful plus size women in ads.

They’re my roll models.

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Thinking about opening a lingerie shop for plus size women

....... Gonna call it KING THONG

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Have you heard about Chubby's Plus Size Brothel?

They say it's how you get the biggest bang for your buck.

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Three "plus size" women walk into an Irish bar, and order 3 Bwrz Fynt's

The bartender says, "I can't understand what you said."

One of the girls says, "I'm sorry, we're from Wales."

The bartender replies, "That explains everything."

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The next LG phone needs to appeal to all audiences and be a plus size phone

We'll call it the LGbtq+

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JCPenney just moved the women's Plus Size department downstairs. Is this yet another example of fat acceptance?

Or are they just tired of the escalator breaking?

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A North American arrives in the UK on vacation and needs directions.

Two plus size women with accents are walking by. The Foreigner says “excuse me. Do you two gals happen to be from England”. One of the women replies “ No idiot. Wales!!!!”

The Foreigner is taken aback. “ I’m sorry, let me start over” he says. “ Excuse me. Do you two whales ha...

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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Due to controversy some animals have been renamed

The great white shark is now the average caucasian shark to ease racial tension.

The blue whale is now known as the Happy Plus Size to counter talks about Blue being a depressive color and because whale is fat phobic.

The black panther is now known as the Panther of Colour as callin...

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