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What has 12 writers, 20 actors, and 3 plots?

The Hallmark Channel

I always find the plots of Stephen King novels easy to follow.

There’s always a Maine character.

I saw an ad for burial plots

and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

My local cemetery is working to resell mine and my wife’s burial plots to a new buyer...

We’re in grave danger

A friend of mine told me about his plan to sell burial plots to rich Egyptians.

Sounded like a pyramid scheme to me.

Hallmark movies have formulaic plots, two-dimensional characters, and half the bad guys want to sell some piece of land...

...it’s basically “Scooby-Doo!” for sentimental grown-ups.

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