A grumpy old lady goes up to her husband and starts throwing a tantrum.
Wife: “I look at myself in the mirror and all I see is wrinkled skin, saggy boobs and a sad body. Please give me some kind of compliment to make me feel good!”
Husband: “Sounds like you still have perfect vision”
I need some colorblind jokes
So I have a friend that's colorblind and I like to joke around with and my idea is to send him this post after some time and we can both laugh, so please give me some of these juicy colorblind jokes!
The other day a homeless man asked me for some change so I got my wallet out and realised I only had a £20 note
I asked him: "Could you please give me some change?"
He replied: "Ah, the old Reddit switcharoo!"
a poor man
A little kid asks his father: "Daddy, can you please give me some money? There is a poor man across the street..." "It's good, that you care," says the father and gives the kid some money. After a while, the father sees the kid with an ice cream in his hand, so he asks him: "Where did you ...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
