Alabama-Mom: "Tom, please call your brother and your dad for dinner."
Tom: "Joooohhhhnnnnyyyyyy"
Hey, man! Please call me a taxi
Yes, sir. What can i do for you mr taxi?
Middle-aged man looking for companion. If you're looking for honest relationship please call this number.
If my wife answers, just hang-up
Husband : Please Call An Ambulance I Think Am Having A Heart Attack...
Wife : (Took His Mobile Phone) Quickly, Give Me The Password... Husband : Ooh I Think Am Fine Now...
“I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “
Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
Husband : Why are there broken condoms on our couch???
Wife : would you please call our children by their real names?
Sugar tongs
A mother from Brooklyn decides to pop in on her son Michael to see his new Manhattan apartment. When she gets there she's shocked to learn that her son has a female roommate.
Her son assures her that there is nothing going on between him and his roommate, that they have separate bedrooms, tha...
A blonde visits her brunette friend at her home and finds out that she's sick.
The brunette asks "Could you please call the doctor? I'm too sick to go on the phone."
She does so, and calls a doctor. When the doctor comes and visits, the brunette finds out he is a veterinarian.
Confused, the brunette asks, "Why did you call a veterinarian to come see me?"
A...
English lord to his servant: James a glass of water please. Here you are sir. Thank you James. Another glass of water please. Sure sir, here you are. Thank you, James.
James, please call the firemen, I don't think we can put out this fire on our own.
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Two guys are camping when...
Hello everybody. I am transalting this joke from my native language so 1 Sorry for any grammar error 2 I hope it s a new one for some of you
Two friends are camping in the mountains. They are relaxing, walking into the nature, breathing fr...
A Man Walks into His Home
He calls out to his wife, "Honey, why are there two broken condoms sitting on the couch?"
His wife replies, exasperated, "For the last time, can you please call our children by their actual names?"
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