Some women love playing hard to get.

Closing their blinds, locking their doors, calling the police...

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I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight....
It's probably not a good night to go to jail.

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.

Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked...

when she gives me her autograph

I love it when she signs the restraining order without dotting the i with a heart, playing hard to get I see!

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