All those times you've asked your fixed dog to find his balls.
Johnny is playing fetch with his dog in the park, when he accidentally throws the stick onto a lake
To his amazement, the dog runs onto the lake, walks across the water, and brings back the stick.
Johnny can't believe his eyes, so he throws the stick onto the lake again, and once more the dog walks on the water and fetches the stick.
A man comes walking by, and wanting to show off hi...
So an optimist was best friends with a pessimist.
He was always trying to find things that could make his pessimist friend say something positive about but he never could.
One day, the optimist decided to buy a fabulous pet that his pessimist friend couldn’t find anything wrong with. So he went to a specialty pet store and explained his mis...
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