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Golf

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?"

Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the way, how's the golf?"

Nicklaus replies, "No...

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A sliced shot into the buttercups

A man is playing golf and on the 3rd hole he slices his drive deep into the woods. He goes into the woods and he locates his golf ball in a patch of buttercup flowers. Now he has a decision to make. He can either play the ball where it lies and destroy the buttercups in the process or he can declare...

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