Play Hockey Jokes - 10 Hilarious Play Hockey Jokes

Why doesn’t Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What would the greatest hockey player in history be called if he would have chosen not to play hockey?

Wayne Regretzky

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey, eh?

He's too hung up on lacrosse.

Why don't lepers play Hockey?

All the face offs scare the crowd.

Why didn't Jesus play hockey?

Because soccer and baseball are much more popular in Mexico.

Why can’t Puerto Rican’s play hockey.

Because they would make Piaguas out of the ice.

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We wanted to play hockey, but didn't have those sticks.

Guess we playing cockey now.

Why can't girls play hockey?

Their pads can't last three periods

Why don’t they allow people with leprosy to play hockey?

There’s already too many faceoffs

Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins,

so he asked, "Do you play hockey?"

"No."

"Do you play soccer?"

"No."

"Do you play any other physical sport?"

"Not at all. I just play bridge with my wife."

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