Be careful about teaching lab retrievers to play fetch.
He almost blew us both up with a meth bomb.
Mom sends her son out to play fetch with the dog. 5 minutes later both the son and the dog are back inside, looking grumpy.
"What happened?" Asks the mom.
"We lost the ball." says the boy.
"Oh no, where?" The dog replies: "Roof, roof"
Stunned, the mother says, "Did the dog just say it's on the roof?"
"No," the boy scoffs. "I mean the ball is up there, but the dumb dog's not talking."
Th...
A woman goes into the local pet shop
and asks the owner for a pet that can do everything. The owner thinks about it and says,"How about a dog?"
The woman replies,"No, I had a dog before. He was great but all he did was eat, sleep, and play fetch. want a pet that can do everything!"
The owner thinks s...
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A man washes up on a deserted beach...
He coughs up some water and tries to find himself some civilization. He walk around until it becomes apparent he is alone on an island except for a pig and a dog, both of which are strangely domesticated. Oh well, time to Robinson Crusoe the shit out of this island.
He starts a fire. Builds ...
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