What Christmas song do they play at the mental hospital?
Do you see what I see?
What do Bigfoot children play at recess?
Hopsquatch!
What sport do you play at a funeral?
Casketball.
What will they play at the queen’s funeral?
Royalty free music
Tiger Woods wanted to play at The Masters.....
But everyone knew he’d have trouble getting past the turn.
What do Russians play at the bar?
Snooker Blyat
What kind of music do they play at the Mos Eisley cantina? #StarsWarsJoke
Boogie Wookie.
What do anti-vaxx kids play at the pool?
Marco Polio
What game do octopuses play at Hogwarts?
Squiddich
What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?
♪Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door♪
What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?
Wok n' Roll
A chess champion and an Australian man were playing a game of chess at a fancy restaurant.
(My dad told me this one, not sure if it’s OG but hey it’s worth a shot)
A chess master wanted to go back to playing casual matches, he also invited his old friend who was from Australia to play at a local restaurant.
The man is surprised his friend is holding out amazingly well, and a...
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A lawyer, a priest, and an engineer meet each week for a game of golf.
One day, they get stuck behind the slowest group of players they had ever seen. They were hitting the balls all over the place, getting stuck in just about every trap and patch of rough, and missing just about every putt.
Finally, the group gets frustrated and heads to the clubhouse to find ...
What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out...
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so ...
What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?
Billiards and Billiards
What do Indian movie stars play at the beach?
Bollyball
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Priest: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him.
Priest: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?
George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighte...
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