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Plant Tree Jokes

I don't trust companies that plant trees

It's such a shady business.

Why do the French plant trees on their boulevards?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Two men were going around the park.

One of them dug holes into the ground, then the other would fill them in, they did this for hours, went to a break for lunch, then, as they were about to get back at it, a boy walked up to them and asked why they were doing this.

One of them told the boy "We're planting trees."

"But yo...

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You know you're ISIS if...

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You destroy world heritage but believe we should plant trees.

You have more wives than teeth.

You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

You think vests come in two sty...

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