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A blonde girls sits in a business seat in a plane flying from Washington to New York...

After the owner of the seat complained to the stewardess she was asked to take a seat in her own place, but she simply said "I am young, beautiful, blonde and I will not move!". So then the first officer comes and explains she has to move because she didn't buy that seat, and again she says "I am yo...

Terrorists hijack a plane flying into London. They tell everyone to raise their hands over their heads if they are British or American.

They wanted French people too but they already had their hands up.

Two blondes were on a plane flying from London to New York

An hour into the flight, a loud explosion was heard and the plane shook, alarming all the other passengers. After a few minutes, the captain announced "One of our engines has malfunctioned. However, we have three engines left but that would mean that our flight would be an hour longer. Thank you for...

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