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Two old friends see each other in town

“Fred? Is that you?” Dave exclaims. “I haven’t seen you in years! How are you?”

They have a conversation and soon Fred brings up another friend they haven’t seen in a while.

“I saw Jane the other day,” Fred says.

“Who’s Jane?” Dave asks.

“You know, Plain Jane. Small, thin...

One for us old guys

Lady opens a house of ill repute and hired 3 girls to work for her: a fashion model, a telephone operator and an elementary school teacher. She figured the model would be the most popular with the guys as she was so much prettier, followed by the operator then the teacher who was rather a plain Jan...

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