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Pizza Delivery Driver Jokes

What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?

They both get close enough to smell the goods but if they eat it they'll be in trouble.

You murder one pizza delivery driver, and then you have to murder another pizza delivery driver.

That's the domino effect

What does an ambulance and a pizza delivery driver have in common

If either of them shows up late the delivery goes cold.

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I never tip the cute pizza delivery drivers and always complain that they're rude, even when they're nice...

That way, I know I'm fucking them.

If OP was a Pizza Delivery Driver, how much would he make?

Nothing because OP never delivers.

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