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Hitler built a boat in pixelated blocks and named it

Mein Kraft

When I woke up on January 1st, I was surprised to see that my wife looked very pixelated.

She saw the expression of confusion on my face and said, "oh, don't worry honey, this is just my new year's resolution"

Have you heard about the high crime rate of pixelated people

It really needs a resolution

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I read japanese jokes

But it was boring. All the punchlines were pixelated.

My friend Jack …

… woke up on January 1st 2021, glanced over at his wife Edna and was suprised to see that she looked weirdly pixelated.


“Oh my god!” he yelped with a look of confusion and growing concern on his face, “What happened last night?!”


Seeing his expression, Edna reached over to ...

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The worst thing about being a Japanese porn star

Is being born with pixelated genitals.

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