UPJOKE

She said she'll go out with me when pigs can fly

But she also said men were pigs, so I don't know what she's waiting for.

Pigs CAN fly...

They just gotta pay for two seats.

Whoever invented police helicopters doomed us all

Everything’s gonna happen now that pigs can fly

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