You can pick your nose and you can pick your husband,
But you can't blow your husband in public.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...
... but you can’t wipe your friends off underneath the couch.
A joke told to me by a doctor in a hospital elevator
What are the three rules of proctology?
>!1) Don't shake hands!<
>!2) No finger foods!<
>!3) Don't pick your nose!<
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A Cambridge graduate and an Oxford graduate meet at a cocktail party...
After they've been talking for a while, the Cambridge graduate says to the Oxford graduate,
"You know, I can tell you're an Oxford graduate by your charm, your intellect, your sophistication, and your worldly wisdom."
The Oxford graduate smiles and responds,
"Thank you. You know...
Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually . . .
encourage you to pick your nose.
If you had to choose one body part to smell . . .
Would you pick your nose ?
What do you do first before going in for facial reconstructive surgery?
You pick your nose.
One of the first things they want you to do before getting plastic surgery is....
Pick your nose.
15 Things To Do At Walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/...
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