Upon Arriving Home, A Husband Was Met At The Door By His Sobbing Wife Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."
Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a few words, the druggist told him,
"Now, just a minute, please listen to my side of it... This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went withou...
My phone was being lit up yesterday
I wish I bought something other than a galaxy note 7
My phone was not working in the hotel room
I had to go downstairs . They had reception there
I thought my phone was broken as it keeps referring to me as Shirley.
Then I realised it was in Aeroplane mode
Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways.
Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector asked, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?"
Billy Bob replied, "I would switch the points for one of...
I was checking the weather on my phone and thought "Holy sh*t there's gonna be lightning"
Then I realised my phone was charging.
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