I wish I bought something other than a galaxy note 7
I thought my phone was broken as it keeps referring to me as Shirley.
Then I realised it was in Aeroplane mode
Upon Arriving Home, A Husband Was Met At The Door By His Sobbing Wife
Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."
Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the phamacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a few words, the druggist told him,
"Now, just a minute, please list...
I was checking the weather on my phone and thought "Holy sh*t there's gonna be lightning"
Then I realised my phone was charging.
Bob was out fishing when he realized that it was his wedding anniversary. Hoping to save face, he headed to shore. He left the marina and started driving to the nearest Hallmark store to buy his wife a card and a gift. His truck’s engine started sputtering and died on the road.
Bob was fairl...
Tom wants a job as a signalman on the railways.
He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
To find out how Tom would react under pressure, the inspector asks him: "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?"
Tom says, "I would switch one train onto the other track, thus ...
Interview with the Pope and a Rabbi.
I am a reporter for a major monthly publication. Generally I write human interest articles. Last year I was given the privilege and granted an interview with the Pope.
Upon entering the Pope's office I was greeted warmly with a handshake and a hug. The pope and I had an amazing conve...
A couple of years ago Barry went hiking across Europe
But as time passed by he never returned home. His many friends tried contacting him in any way they could imagine, but his phone was disconnected, he wasn't active on his social media accounts anymore - it was like he disappeared off the face of the Earth.
Ultimately, everyone had forgotten a...
My cousin got mad this week, he thrashed someone with his dead phone.
He had a good lawyer and his phone was dragged to cord and charged with battery.
My friend told me he got hit hard, lost 40% of his net profit in the market in the last year.
I said "so? I lost 85% of my net worth in the market in 1 day"
He said "what? Was it in a mutual fund?!"
I was like "no....my iPhone was stolen at the grocery store"
An employee hadn't showed up for work, and it was getting pretty late.
The boss had a meeting in some time, and this particular employee was supposed to present the pitch to the clients. Ten minutes go by, twenty minutes go by... and there's no sign of the employee.
The boss decided to call him. However, the employee did not answer so the boss tried his wife's ...