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Phone Battery Jokes

Imagine if your cell phone battery was on ten percent and it lasted for eight days..

Congratulations. You understand Hanukkah.

My wife was giving a speech at her parents’ wedding anniversary, and my phone battery ran out in the middle of recording it.

Now I’ll never hear the end of it.

What do women have in common with my phone battery percentage?

If it's below twenty then I won't put my hands on it.

What happens after your phone battery gives birth?

It delivers its percenta.

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I got angry when my phone battery died.

My therapist suggested I find an outlet.

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a blonde was driving down the road when her car broke

She notices that her cellphone battery is was dead, so she heads to the nearest motel and talks to the owner

"Please, can you help me, I don't have a penny on me, my car is broken and I need to make a phone call"

"I don't run a charity, but if you do me a favor I might help you"
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Mr. And Mrs. Jones were on a safari

in the darkest part of Africa. They were walking cautiously through the jungle when suddenly a huge lion sprang out in front of them, seized Mrs. Jones in its jaws and started to drag her off into the bush. "Shoot!" She screamed to her husband, "shoot!" "I can't!", he yelled back "My phone battery j...

We had a outage at my place this morning...

We had a outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop,
TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it
was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf.
I went into the kitchen to make coff...

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