How do you get a philosophy student off your porch?
Thank him for the pizza
What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?
A philosophy student asks you *why* you want fries with that.
The driest, most esoteric joke I know.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies ~~I don't think I am"~~ "I think not!" POOF! The horse disappears.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to...
What did the philosophy student say when he saw the Mariana Trench?
"That's deep."
When Karl Marx was a young philosophy student, he took it upon himself to travel across the country to see the wide world and learn all that he could to develop his theories.
Hither and thither he would ride across the German countryside, in his little pony-cart pulled by a pair of strong, hardy donkeys, meeting people, studying their lives and professions, and seeking to understand the world.
A time came when he was high in the German mountains. Snow was thick ...
What does a philosophy student feel when they fail a module on empiricism?
Hume-iliation
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