What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you *why* you want fries with that.

What did the philosophy student say when he saw the Mariana Trench?

"That's deep."

What does a philosophy student feel when they fail a module on empiricism?

Hume-iliation

Horses are really smart but they're terrible philosophy students...

You can't put Descartes before the horse.

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, " you're in here alot, are you an alcoholic?"

The horse ponders for a moment and responds " I don't think I am" and poof he disappears.

This is where philosophy students begin to snicker because they are familiar with Descartes postulate,
" I think therefore I ...

The driest, most esoteric joke I know.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies ~~I don't think I am"~~ "I think not!" POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to...

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