What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?
A philosophy student asks you *why* you want fries with that.
What did the philosophy student say when he saw the Mariana Trench?
What does a philosophy student feel when they fail a module on empiricism?
Horses are really smart but they're terrible philosophy students...
You can't put Descartes before the horse.
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, " you're in here alot, are you an alcoholic?"
The horse ponders for a moment and responds " I don't think I am" and poof he disappears.
This is where philosophy students begin to snicker because they are familiar with Descartes postulate, " I think therefore I ...
The driest, most esoteric joke I know.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies ~~I don't think I am"~~ "I think not!" POOF! The horse disappears.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to...