A PhD student, a post-doc, and their professor are walking through a city park.
They find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”
“Me first! Me first!” says the PhD student.
“I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a go...
My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics
Turns out he was just exaggerating
I'm starting a charity for PhD students so they can finally afford to live on their own without the need for roommates...
It's called "Doctors without Boarders."
A physicist, an engineer and a statistician are on a hunting trip...
... they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left.
The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind....
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