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Petty Theft Jokes

I committed a petty theft today...

The cops took me in on charges for a salt and battery.

An old couple go shopping...

... At the grocery store. The wife continuously nags the husband about the cost of all the things he wants to buy and he grumbles back at her. When they get to the canned fruit aisle she looks at a can of peaches and exclaims "that's ridiculous!" at the price. Looking both ways, she slips it into he...

A man walks into a bar and takes a seat.

He later gets arrested for petty theft.

Did you hear about the guy who illegally downloaded Free Fallin' and Refugee?

He was charged with Petty theft.

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