Pete and Repeat are in a boat and Pete fell out. Who is left in the boat?
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat are in a boat and Pete fell out. Who is left in the boat?
Pete and Repeat
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out and Repeat jumped in the water and saved Pete's life. Pete then asked Repeat to be the best man at his wedding. Pete's friends and family asked Pete what the name of his best man was to which he replied, Repeat. The family then repeated their question th...
Cake Day. My current go-to jokes
My two current go-to jokes: 1. Why is a broken drum the best gift? Because you can’t beat it.
2. Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who’s left?
Them: Repeat.
Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who’s left?
Them: Repeat.
Me: Pete ...
One freind is telling the other a joke
"There are to people on a boat pete and repeat, pete falls of whose still on the boat?"
"repeat"
"There are to people on a boat pete and repeat, pete falls of whose still on the boat?"
"repeat"
"There are to people on a boat pete and repeat, pete falls of whose still on t...
My Daughter told me this adorkable meta joke today (she's 5).
Her: Daddy, knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Her: Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out, Who's left?
Me: (sigh) Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out, who's left, who?
Her: Repeat.
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