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Performance Enhancing Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What do you call a performance enhancing drug for your butt?

Asteroid

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What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?

Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.

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Did you know the average age of a professional curler is 45? Pretty much making the sport immune from performance enhancing drugs...

Unless they start testing for Viagra. Then the sport would be between a ROCK and a HARD PLACE.

Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race.

Apparently he's been using performance enhancing rugs.

I can't blame them for disqualifying Sha’Carri Richardson after she tested positive for marijuana.

It's definitely a performance enhancing drug. I smoke weed and can run a 3-day mile.

If you smoke weed before an eating contest

You're technically on performance enhancing drugs

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Funny Lance Armstrong Joke (#2)

(#1)I just heard that Lance Armstrong got his medals taken away from him for using drugs.. This is crazy because, when I do drugs.. I can't even find my bike.

(#2) I just heard that the Tour De France is trying to eliminate Performance Enhancing Drugs.. Yet, they're sponsored by... Viagra

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